because of 3 reasons

1. I think "Nobody puts baby in the corner" is the stupidest line of any movie ever.
2. I am super pumped for Iron Man 2.
3. I heart ACDC.

Shape's 15 Healthy Foods to have at all times

So I read this article this morning, by Shape magazine. It was a simple list of the following 15 healthy foods you should have in your kitchen at all times. I don't have all of them all the time. But I have most of them most of the time. So that's good right?

Yogurt (we have this MOST of the time)
Wild Salmon (uhhh...have you seen our paychecks?)
Egg Whites (most of the time)
Leafy Greens (usually we have broccoli and some mixed greens)
Blueberries (fancy fancy, we never have these)
Almonds (nope)
Black Beans (eww)
Apples (sometimes)
Tomatoes (matt no likey)
Orange Juice (me no likey)
Sweet Potatoes (we both no likey)
Wheat Germ (huh?)
Pomegranate (nope)
Hot Peppers (always!)
Oatmeal (always!)

How'd you fare on the top 15?? I'm healthy enough.

I guess to be healthier, I'd have to get rid of some of the food in our house. Such as the lil smokies, mac and cheese, bacon, and the delicious ice cream. DAMMIT.

I'm ok with being mostly healthy some of the time. If I were to summarize, that is what I would say.

originality or lack thereof

I've seen something like this before. But this one is quite good (minus the overly rehearsed introduction).

4 chords, every pop song ever (that was an overstatement).

enjoy.

I want this punctuation shirt like whoa.

Buy it for me, will ya?


I don't ask for much. Just this shirt.

And donations to save boobies.

Frankly, I'm quite deserving.

Clever Little Bag

If you know me, and you should, you know my love for a fresh pair of Pumas.

I own...let me count, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.... I think six pairs of Pumas. In fact I was so excited with the purchase of my freshest pair of kicks that I sent a picture message of them to my love.


Anyhoo, you know how I enjoy creative packaging. As well as packaging innovation that change up the way things have always been done.

If you've read yahoo news today, you'd have seen this. If not, here it is. Puma's redesign of your typical shoe box into the Clever Little Bag.

Innovative. Green. Puma!

Sweaty Pits--they say I'm not alone.

"Excessive sweating from your armpits is a condition called Axillary Hyperhidrosis. It is a condition that affects thousands of people causing them annoyance and embarrassment."

Sigh. It's true. Within minutes of putting on my shirt this morning (a light green, linen button up) I pitted it out, as it were.

True, I was rushing around getting ready while also cleaning the apartment before work. What is not true, however, is that any other part of me was sweating.

ARMPITS!@#!?


So, while I continued to get ready, I'm not ashamed to admit that I put some tissue under each arm so that I could at least LEAVE the house without sweaty pit marks (though they would be certain to return quickly anyhow).

Off I went to go to work.

As I hopped in my car, a tissue (which I had forgotten was there) fell out.

GASP.

Had this happened in public, I would have had to justify my fallen white tissue (a symbol of my surrender to my armpit affliction) with one of the two following choices:

1. Yes, I'm almost 26 and I still stuff my bra.

2. I'm a sweaty man-woman who perspires on the regular, even when not moving.

Ahhh... a little insight in to Montastic's morning.

You're welcome.

pointless post

because i haven't posted in a while.