Wednesday, January 30, 2008
astute observation
opening an ultra-thin panty liner sounds exactly the same as opening a slice of american cheese.
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
tis better to have loved and lost
than to have all your limbs severed and be force-fed cilantro all day.
weiner poopie
oh my god. i stole this from daveypants. hilarious.
it tickles my 12-yr-old-boy funny bone like no other.
it tickles my 12-yr-old-boy funny bone like no other.
assignment per sethel
requested by sethel....start some sort of prose off of "Nothing good. Nothing clean. No truth, as true as it seems."
and.... GO!
nothing good
nothing clean
no truth as true as it seems
for the truer the true
the deeper the blue
when lies are an ocean
eyes no longer open
closed and blind
lost in time
in lies. in tries.
in trues that aren't.
when ends don't start.
where together's apart.
in the heart of the false
is the fear of a truth
believing only the right
it's the wrong that you lose.
thirst for the lies
see where they start.
force lows into highs
take together apart.
in the end
at the core
of the lie
you'll find more.
the end.
and.... GO!
nothing good
nothing clean
no truth as true as it seems
for the truer the true
the deeper the blue
when lies are an ocean
eyes no longer open
closed and blind
lost in time
in lies. in tries.
in trues that aren't.
when ends don't start.
where together's apart.
in the heart of the false
is the fear of a truth
believing only the right
it's the wrong that you lose.
thirst for the lies
see where they start.
force lows into highs
take together apart.
in the end
at the core
of the lie
you'll find more.
the end.
10 things to cheer yourself up. well, 20.
Montastic's 10 healthy and fun things to cheer yourself up
1. Dance so freakin hard you hurt yourself or break something in your apartment
2. Go running until you can't breath. then turn around and run back.
3. Hit up a coffee shop and people watch.
4. Flirt
5. Do something for yourself.. new jeans, haircut, piercing, whatevs.
6. Go out with the guys
7. Go snowboarding. Then come home and cook up something really delicious.
8. Attack a friend with a random and possibly violent hug
9. Get artsy fartsy. paint. write. bead. draw.
10. Sex
Montastic's 10 non-so-healthy but oh-so-fun things to do to cheer yourself up
1. Drink a TON of wine. "Mama's Moonshine" as I like to call it.
2. Eat a whole medium-sized Double Deckaroni pizza from Old Chicago.
3. Heath Blizzard from dairy queen.
4. Flirt
5. Spend lots of money on things you don't need.
6. Drink beer on your lunch break at work.
7. Meet lots and lots of random boys.
8. Mingle with the hundreds of bums near your apartment. Dance party?
9. Buy a baby loaf of colby jack. Eat it all. Fast.
10. Sex
1. Dance so freakin hard you hurt yourself or break something in your apartment
2. Go running until you can't breath. then turn around and run back.
3. Hit up a coffee shop and people watch.
4. Flirt
5. Do something for yourself.. new jeans, haircut, piercing, whatevs.
6. Go out with the guys
7. Go snowboarding. Then come home and cook up something really delicious.
8. Attack a friend with a random and possibly violent hug
9. Get artsy fartsy. paint. write. bead. draw.
10. Sex
Montastic's 10 non-so-healthy but oh-so-fun things to do to cheer yourself up
1. Drink a TON of wine. "Mama's Moonshine" as I like to call it.
2. Eat a whole medium-sized Double Deckaroni pizza from Old Chicago.
3. Heath Blizzard from dairy queen.
4. Flirt
5. Spend lots of money on things you don't need.
6. Drink beer on your lunch break at work.
7. Meet lots and lots of random boys.
8. Mingle with the hundreds of bums near your apartment. Dance party?
9. Buy a baby loaf of colby jack. Eat it all. Fast.
10. Sex
Monday, January 28, 2008
oh passion, you beautiful bastard.
"When the habitually even-tempered suddenly fly into a passion, that explosion is apt to be more impressive than the outburst of the most violent amongst us."
Margery Allingham
Margery Allingham
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