Ok I realize it's Thursday, but today is my Friday since I'm on vacation (or on holiday, if you're British) until Tuesday.
Now, this is not a typical FFSSO (Friday Funday Song Send-Off)...not as energetic and bumpin as the usual ones. However, I just heard of these guys and I sho do like 'em ma'am!
The chill vibe of this song shall match the relaxing vibe of my meet-the-parents weekend. Huzzah! Twenty pounds for the queen.
Huh?
ok ok, just one mo!
Also, if you can guess where Montastic is going, she'll give you an HJ.
Thursday, April 30, 2009
back when i was cool, and life was simpler
Event: Al Borland Rules Party
Pictured: the hosts
Time: tool time, circa 2004
Friday, April 24, 2009
dog attack #2
Well, it happened. I'm not going to over-glorify a completely harmless dog "attack." However, I do feel that I have definitely earned the line on my resume under qualifications that reads "surviving attacks by really small dogs."
Perhaps you remember about 2 years ago when I was jogging and was attacked by a bichon frise. That's right, a small white fluffy killer. This dog drew blood in multiple spots on my leg and ruined my night.
So today, after getting off work early I decided to take a nice little jaunt around my new neighborhood. I saw many people walking their dogs. Probably 8 to 10. Well each time I was hesitant running by because I am now wary that jogging + dogs in close proximity = no good for Montastic.
My last block there was a lady with two small black dogs. One was a dachshund. The other, cujo, was easily a min-pin/rat terrier mix. Trust me. I know my dog breeds.
Get over it, I told myself. No dog has attacked you today. Then cujo, or Tucker, as the lady so affectionately yelled at him, started growling. So I ran wide. I had passed them. Then all of a sudden there was a little blood-thirsty terror biting my shoes. A minor scratch on the leg from a wimpy little paw...and no bloodshed. But, lil Tucker, in his attempts to attack me, actually broke free of his collar to chase after me. Rad.
Here is the best picture of a min-pin/rat terrier I could find online. Watch out for this one, he's a sneaky little asshole.
This public service announcement brought to you by Montastic, small-dog terrifier, small-dog survivor.
Perhaps you remember about 2 years ago when I was jogging and was attacked by a bichon frise. That's right, a small white fluffy killer. This dog drew blood in multiple spots on my leg and ruined my night.
So today, after getting off work early I decided to take a nice little jaunt around my new neighborhood. I saw many people walking their dogs. Probably 8 to 10. Well each time I was hesitant running by because I am now wary that jogging + dogs in close proximity = no good for Montastic.
My last block there was a lady with two small black dogs. One was a dachshund. The other, cujo, was easily a min-pin/rat terrier mix. Trust me. I know my dog breeds.
Get over it, I told myself. No dog has attacked you today. Then cujo, or Tucker, as the lady so affectionately yelled at him, started growling. So I ran wide. I had passed them. Then all of a sudden there was a little blood-thirsty terror biting my shoes. A minor scratch on the leg from a wimpy little paw...and no bloodshed. But, lil Tucker, in his attempts to attack me, actually broke free of his collar to chase after me. Rad.
Here is the best picture of a min-pin/rat terrier I could find online. Watch out for this one, he's a sneaky little asshole.
This public service announcement brought to you by Montastic, small-dog terrifier, small-dog survivor.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
a new fav: KaiserCartel
finally, a musical recommendation for my readers. I came upon KaiserCartel tonight while enjoying my second night alone in my new apartment!
I like the sound of this duo. I like her voice. I like his voice. I like the whistling in the second vid. I really like the first song. 'Nuff said!
enjoy.
I like the sound of this duo. I like her voice. I like his voice. I like the whistling in the second vid. I really like the first song. 'Nuff said!
enjoy.
Monday, April 20, 2009
not this week
ok, so my office has candy everywhere. jars of candy. candy on tables. candy for purchase.
and yes, Montastic has fallen under its spell. candy all the time. so i'm going to try to give up this week...and not have any candy until next monday at the very earliest. because while it IS yumzo in my tumzo, my muffin top runneth over and it is time to cut the sweets at work.
that is all.
and yes, Montastic has fallen under its spell. candy all the time. so i'm going to try to give up this week...and not have any candy until next monday at the very earliest. because while it IS yumzo in my tumzo, my muffin top runneth over and it is time to cut the sweets at work.
that is all.
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