the plan for my post-baby body

obvs.

via Copyranter

Avoid the cavity creeps!

Easily my favorite line on this poster. I'm pretty certain this isn't nor was it ever a real poster for safe sex and condom usage. However, I rather enjoy it.

I also enjoy The Pleasure Graph...as I very much enjoy visual data. It turns on my nerd receptors. Ooooh yes. That's the stuff.

And if some presumptuous guy were to get called out by a girl for carrying a condom...and he replied with "I take it everywhere I take my penis," well, he pretty much deserves to get some action.

Bravo.

Mr. Pickles, decent once again

Oh my, Mr. P! How dapper you look.

Sorry it took so long to replace your hub caps. I know you were naked for way too long.

But now.....now you are dark and mysterious and more glorious than ever.

It's no wonder my mom always liked Cinderella.

 

Good ol' Walt... starring go-getter women since way back when.