Wednesday, October 28, 2009

I don't remember where I saw this web banner...

...but it annoys the HECK outta me. Ya, that's right. I said it. HECK.

I mean really??? A horizontal banner ad... and they just rotated a vertical photo? Those lazy, cheap, sillypantses! This is not approved behavior.



Save money by purchasing cheaper banner ad real estate?

Check.

Save money by not hiring someone to design a horizontal version of the ad?

Check.

Well, maybe it was their way of being funky and different. You think?



Hrmmm. I agree with hippo.

Imagine Me and Mole


Dear Mole,
As long as I can remember you've sat on the upper left side of my nose. You've seen me through thick and thin. Through my awkward stages. Through relationships. Through friendships. Through multiple people trying to rub you off, thinking I had dirt on my face..and then through their embarassed looks as they realized the error of their ways. We've been through laughter, tears, and of course, a few tasty brews every once in a while. We were thick as thieves, you and I. Sigh.

But then you started to get bigger...and well, I didn't wanna have a huge face mole ten years from now. Basically, what I'm trying to say is... I chopped you off this morning. Do forgive me.

Me and you. You and me. No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be.

Sincerely,
Montastic

Monday, October 26, 2009

beliefs

i do believe in AWESOME hand sanitizer


i don't believe in fractioned speed limits


i do believe in drive-thru liquor stores

happy monday!

Friday, October 23, 2009

andremo in qualche posto bellissimo.


le sigh. love it.

the importance of a hyphen, knee problems, heaveno


They grow 'em tall in Baltimore! Watch out for those toweringly tall officers!


I understand you big guy. Both my knees hurt to. So it's not unlikely that I'd be grabbing one in pain one day, and have a brace on the other the next day.


You're right. The "hell" did just slap me right in face. How could I have been so blind! Seriously?

All found on Criggo. A site I heart.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

but mah car wuz builded in 'Merica

Actually, no it wasn't. I drive a VW Jetta. And this billboard is tops!