Oh yes. You never can tell.

A little Chuck Berry to set the mood as I prepare to take off to San Diego today.

ready to walk!

So it's finally here! The 2010 Susan G. Komen 3-Day for the cure! I fly out tomorrow to San Diego to start walking bright and early on Friday morning.

My team has raised almost $26,000 dollars for the cure! I can't believe it. I'm so excited and so ready to be the captain of Team Too Sexy, and to clock another 60 miles for the cause.

I finished up my donor ribbons today. I'm wearing a ribbon to represent each person who donated to my walk. The dark ribbons represent the 3 women I'm walking in honor of as well.

The forecast says it's going to rain off and on. So that means wet, hot walkers. Awww yeah. I better wear white.

Let's go team! Here's to an even better walk than last year!

The morning Storm.

First off all, I love you kitty. Please don't take this the wrong way, but you were a little shithead this morning.

Meowing before the sun came up? Really? You've never done this before, and we lock you out of the bedroom every night. Not only that, but you didn't shut up. Shithead.

Then, when I got you joyfully ran into my arms for some love. Then you released one of the grosser cat farts known to man. But no no no, not to be outdone by other cat farts, you made sure to LEAK something on me while cat farting. So now I smelled you, and saw what it was I was smelling. Shitbutt.

Then, as I was getting ready you made the stinkiest pile o' waste in the litterbox. I can't blame you for that. It was only natural. But I already had your butt juice on me, so I was a little annoyed. Shitbutt.

Trying not be, I let you back on my lap again. But in trying to position yourself, you slipped. This of course caused you to dig your nails into my legs as you slipped down... leaving two bloody irrigation tracks on my legs. You cut me deep Storm. On accident. But still. Shithead.

Then, you had the audacity to just lay on the bed while I changed...AND PURR. That's right, you just purred and were cute.

Awwww. My widdle kitty witty cat! I wuv you still.

autumn autobot

This morning was a pain in the ass for a number of reasons (and by that I mean one reason and that reason is Storm...we'll get to that in the next post).

However it was the second snowfall in Denver....but the FIRST snow to stick. And looksy what it did to my car... a light dusting. And I'm pretty sure the hood pattern means my car is an autobot and will protect me when the deceptacons take over...obviously.

Two apples high. And blue.

For anyone who got the "two apples high" reference. I salute you.

So basically it started something like this...

Instantly itchy. Instantly wondering how I would ever be able to get enough blue on my face.

It ended up something like this....

Nothing to see here but a whimsical smurfette, smelling the roses.

Halloween was quite the spectacle. Gotta love all the rad halloween costumes. The only thing I missed was being able to hand out candy to all the wee ones all dressed to the max.