weiners on yo mind put smiles on yo face!

Maybe it's just me, but "Verdict: Misadventure" is a brilliant end to this article.

Friday Funday Song Send-Off

Ok, so this has been the longest week ever! And I even had Monday off.
I think we can all agree that today being Friday is FANTASTIC.

Naturally, I felt inspired to send you into the weekend with a hot steamy JAMMER!

And I don't know about you...but tonight I gotta cut loose.

today's a hard day. eat some pineapples.

breakfast of champions

I would do this. If I were to plate a tasty breakfast.

stare at my boobs, you're welcome

I read an article a while back that passing gas helps lower your blood pressure.

Well, gents and boob-lovers alike, now you can lower your blood pressure, risk of heart disease and heart attacks by simply staring at the ample bosom of a female. In my opinion this is a much more pleasant way to be healthy than farting. Though each could be perceived as offensive.

Read, process, then go ogle some titties.
In the meantime, I'm going to go buy more low-cut shirts in an effort to make America healthier. You're welcome America, Montastic has your back....with her rack.

layoffs are a-comin

and if you get the cut, you should probably order this absolutely horribly ridiculous waste-of-money sillypants product:

oh just a little SHREDDING!

a bit o' Montastic

a bit o' Finny