I read an article a while back that passing gas helps lower your blood pressure.
Well, gents and boob-lovers alike, now you can lower your blood pressure, risk of heart disease and heart attacks by simply staring at the ample bosom of a female. In my opinion this is a much more pleasant way to be healthy than farting. Though each could be perceived as offensive.
Read, process, then go ogle some titties.
In the meantime, I'm going to go buy more low-cut shirts in an effort to make America healthier. You're welcome America, Montastic has your back....with her rack.