the plan for my post-baby body

obvs.

via Copyranter

Avoid the cavity creeps!

Easily my favorite line on this poster. I'm pretty certain this isn't nor was it ever a real poster for safe sex and condom usage. However, I rather enjoy it.

I also enjoy The Pleasure Graph...as I very much enjoy visual data. It turns on my nerd receptors. Ooooh yes. That's the stuff.

And if some presumptuous guy were to get called out by a girl for carrying a condom...and he replied with "I take it everywhere I take my penis," well, he pretty much deserves to get some action.

Bravo.

Mr. Pickles, decent once again

Oh my, Mr. P! How dapper you look.

Sorry it took so long to replace your hub caps. I know you were naked for way too long.

But now.....now you are dark and mysterious and more glorious than ever.

It's no wonder my mom always liked Cinderella.

 

Good ol' Walt... starring go-getter women since way back when. 

Longer I Run - Peter Bradley

it's a beauty.

summa!

Happy first day of Summer!


I guess that means it's time for me to expose my pasty legs to the world. And to start sweating even more. And it means it's ALMOST time for baby to burst out. Yikes.

I don't know about you, but it has definitely been hot, hot, hot in D-town. It's been hangin in the 90s and let's just say Montastic is not a fan this year.

Something tells me there is an excessive amount of icy cold popsicles in my future.

Leonid Afremov - my new favorito artist

I wish I could buy them all.
Here are just a couple of the amazing paintings by artist Leonid Afremov.

I can't get enough of the colors, the imagery, the awesomeness. He sells hundreds of prints on his Deviant Art page. And larger scale images on his personal site. 

Man oh man...I want want want waaaaaaant these. I've been scrolling through his prints for about the last 45 minutes. Each one offers something slightly different from the next. 

Well, it IS my birthday this weekend. And I was going to get myself a new pair of purple-framed glasses. But alas, when I went to buy them they were out. Perhaps it's time to invest in some of this fantastico art.

Hope you enjoy these even half as much as me.