I found this site last week. It's a random New Year's Resolution Generator. ie: awesome.
In a perfect display of its ability, this is what it generated for me:
and, if you know my love of high-five happiness, you'll understand why this is excellent.
Still, I'd have to say that I was hoping for something more meaningful and deep. Let's try again...
Ahhh, shit. As a self-proclaimed impatient person, I don't like this resolution. Fine. I'll do it.
High-fives and patience.
Give 'er a go. What'd you get?