me wanty these pendants

Ok yes. I have a problem. A jewelry problem. I have a lot. Ok...ok.. I have ton.
I acquire it often, and desire it always.

Well, I was perusing Etsy today and found myself on one of my favorite seller 's pages. How could I have forgotten about it? I've ALWAYS wanted pretty much every pendant this seller has. Though I've never purchased any as it requires disposable income I'd much prefer to use on necessities (morning java, chapstick, cheetos, and jewelry I don't have to wait for in the mail).

Either way, check it out . Here's a quick designgasm screengrab of some of the pendants. SQUEAL!

I mean are you kidding me???  Branches, birdies, lines, circles, swirlies. All my faves.

Hopefully one or two of your faves as well.

oh ya. i feel sexy.

there is just something about my favorito pair of running shorts

a new sports bra 

and a plain black cami

ah yes.. I call this the trifecta of sexiness.

Maybe it's because the form-fitting fabric helps squeeze in a few of my rolls. Maybe it's because it makes me feel like a healthier person. Maybe because the running shorts are the perfect length to show of my stems.  Or maybe it's just because I sweat out pure pheromones. That's probably it.

Either way, I'll take workout clothes over skimpy clothes 9 days out of 10.

On the 10th day I'll be the one in oversized sweatpants and leg hair.

Friday Fun Day Song Send-Off: Chicken Fried (oh ya...I'm talkin country)

Now I'm not a huge country fan. But for some reason I heard this song on the way to work today and it just put me in a happy go lucky mood.

Plus I'm going to have some cold beer on this Friday night. So...there you have it.

It's fall. I'm dehydrated and chunky.

One of my favorite seasons is upon us (as if there are so many to choose from). And my am I parched! The weather change in D-town is definitely noticeable. The dry cold starts to swirl into my life as all moisture peels off my face. I can't help but to slurp down more and more water.

The onset of autumn is marked not only by fun jackets and colorful scarves, but my constant trips to the bathroom. Ahhh, 'tis the season of new fashion and stall #2.

As far as the chunky...suffice it to say that I won't be in any danger of freezing this winter. I've subconsciously insulated myself with 20 new pounds of cold-weather protection.

Darn that weight. I can blame it on a number of things. But really, I have stopped working out as much, and I'm fattly in love. Relationships...the real diet screwer uppers.

So as much as I like being fattly in love, I much prefer my colorful fall scarves to loop around my neck twice, instead of just once. Time to bid adieu to my extra chins, my faithful companions of yore.

If you're paying attention, fall means 3 things for Montastic.

1. scarves
2. toilets
3. sweat

Also, it means Pumpkin Spice Lattes. Lordy lordy. Umm...non-fat milk please.

Blog topics?

To my followers/readers ...all two or three of you...

Please suggest a blog topic. Get me out of this writers block. Suggest it, I'll write it.

Pretty please and pretty thank you.

Loads of Love,
Montastic

Soul Pancaking my way back into blogging

Let's get this blog going again, shall we? And by we I mean me.

Shall me get it going again? Me shall.

Well, easier said than done. I got nothing going on in this brain of mine. So, once again I turn to trusty dusty Soul Pancake and its "Life's Little Lists" to get my creative juices drippin.

3 things that recently reminded me that i'm not getting any younger:
- i'm a wife
- cottage cheese butt
- gray hairs sprouting

Hrmm. That wasn't inspiring. It was a downright drab. Moving on.

chocolate cookies