I, Montastic, am a tripping hazard.
When it comes down to it, I was overdue for a big fall. It's an annual event. So I decided it was high time to trip with the best of them. Falling is one of my many natural talents. Per the usual, I involved my old nemesis--the uneven sidewalk.
Here I am. Bloody, bruised, and once again wondering how it is possible to fall. so. hard.