i dislike pit stains

and not the kind that is just sweat showing through a shirt. dictionarally* speaking...those aren't even actual stains.

i'm talking about yellowish brownish stains on lovely white shirts.

like: white shirts
dislike: pit stains

like: hugs
dislike: lifting up my arms for a hug, only to reveal huge pit stains

like: pleasant aromas
dislike: the grotesque B.O. that you can't wash out of a shirt once it is pit-stained.

like: looking fab, sometimes
dislike: looking stained, all the time.

this just in!
Montastic sweats a lot.



*yes, i'm aware this isn't a word.