turns out my internet wasn't working Friday. so here it is.
and today's fun fact:
The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this, the male uses his penis to DRILL A VAGINA into the female.
oh good lord. aren't you glad you learned that today. yikes.
talking about squashing my longtime dream of wanting to be a bedbug. i had no idea what i'd be signing up for.