Thursday, October 25, 2007

Dont-ritos

Dear Consumer,
It is ill-advised to consume only Doritos for dinner when you are feeling too complacent to eat something healthier. Your gastro-intestinal track will punish you for the aforementioned actions.


This public service announcement brought to you by Montastic.

2 comments:

MOGLi said...

Excellent public service, indeed! I'll write this down on my filofax, in the "Things to Avoid" section.

stvmllr said...

But what if you mix flavors? Start of with a little Buffalo Wing, Salsa or Guacamole flavor. Do they have a pizza flavor? Cuz that could be the main course. And if you're vegetarian, go with the Cool Ranch flavor; it's just like having a salad, trust me.