To the bum with the "homeless or hurt" sign---huh?
Well which is it? Whichever one tickles my fancy enough to give you a dolla I can't really afford? Or does it change by day? If I had a sign today it would read "rich or happy". Take your pick.
In other news, my office building is swarming with American Idol auditions...a hoard of hopeful wannabes. Cue the burly leather-clad woman with the husky voice: "THEY SAID MY VOICE HAS NO TONE! RAAAAAWWWRRRR."