The bruise is coming in beautifully! It was gloriously purple and gross this past weekend. Now it's yellowing, and is quite ripe. Ahh, the wounds I nurture to fruition.
It's fully bendable again, and really doesn't hurt at all. It just looks awesomely gross and weirds everyone out. Hooray!
Too bad this picture doesn't show the rainbow of colors I get to experience in real life. Ah well. Come on over and I'll show you it in person.