Maybe you've heard of the show. I know I have.
Unfortunately I have no cable, no tv, no real anything. So I haven't seen the show. But it's all about the golden age of advertising.
Of course when I say golden age, I mean when men ruled the scene and Montastic would serve only to bring them water, drinks, or sleep with them. Ahhh, those were the days.
Anyhooo...they've created a lovely site where you can create your own Mad Men avatar. Per Finny's request, I avatarded (huh huh...tarded) myself last night.
Here is how I envision Montastic would have looked, were she in the ad industry in the 60s....
OH MS. MONTASTIC! HOW SASSY A LADY YOU ONCE WERE!
mismatched patterns: check
hips like boom and an ass like bang: check
let's get a better look at that commanding nose: