"Here's your damn pickles!" is the brilliantly covered, unquestionably newsworthy AP story of a pickle assault. Feel free to read the article. otherwise, i'll sum it up a few short phrases.
"dawg don't eat all my pickles, i gotsta feed my chitlins."
"A!@#!! %&!*!@! #$!. I'm outta here. Yous whack!"
Upon returning..and throwing pickles "Here's your damn pickles!!!" **
"what tha fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck? i'll be seein yous on court tv foo!"
The end.
**i guess no one reminded the assailant that the proper grammar would have been "Here are your damn pickles." what kind of world is it where grammar goes improperly used during a pickle battle?
2 comments:
Hahahaha. Kellee Weinhold would be so dissapointed.
What the hell? The AP is covering pickle assaults now? *Sigh* Just sad.
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