I don't feel like this picture needs much explanation. Let's just set the scene.
It's time to celebrate a special event. You compile the guest list, send the evite, plan a lovely evening of of good food, good friends, and good wine. As everyone arrives, you make sure to bring out your finest drinkware for the occasion.
Don't have doll-head wine glasses? Just make them. You creep-o.
Nothing screams horror movie baby shower to me more than these wine glasses.
Well...not true. Maybe these do:
Fetus-shaped cookies of course. Courtesy of the best cookie cutter ever.
Consider this a warning if I ever host a baby shower for you.