MAN OVERBOARD

because Montastic has an impending lunch date with a USMC officer.

M: i told him only if he wasn't boring, because i dont want to be bored
D: poor steve. he has no idea what he is getting himself into
M: but yes, poor poor steve
so we'll see
D: well i'm glad to hear he's a joker...otherwise you'd have to toss his ass over board right quick
M: MAN OVERBOARD
D: hahahaha
well good to start with a lunch date cause nobody kisses after lunch unless their in a relationship
M: exactly
don't kiss me in the daylight, OFFICER
i should study marine corps terminolgy
and be saying it all lunch
D: hahaahah
M: like....AS YOU WERE SERGEANT
D: oh please do
M: and be like...i pulled a hammy on my PORT side
D: if nothing else, just for the laughs i will get as you retell the awkward stories
hahahaha oh fuck
M: ALL HANDS ON MY DECK
D: :)
M: ya i'll just make him really really uncomfortable...until he jumps overboard himself
i'll show you HIGH AND TIGHT. booya.
D: but seriously though, marines are in CRAZY amazing shape so you should probably ask to frisk him before you throw him overboard
M: theres a RECON mission in my pants
i mean your pants
i mean TOUCH ME
i mean...uhh... umm.. thanks for lunch.. AS YOU WERE!!! (as i run away...)
D: hahaha
this could really get out of hand
M: ya i'm kind of excited about his bodacious bod. a hug is in order
D: and amazing
M: i should call him SKIPPER
D: i think just skip
M: stand by skip, i'll give the word, then you swab my deck
i'm not sure blatant mockery of his career will earn me any points. but, to be fair, i've never tried such things. so...perhaps?
D: he would have to be a special kind of guy
at least you could determine that he A) had super high self esteem and thus your mockery meant nothing to him or B) had super duper low se and couldn't muster the balls to tell you to f off
M: either way ALL ABOARD ie: GAME ON USMC MAN
except not really. chances are he could whoop my ass if i were to upset him. but perhaps i could take him. or we could combine forces, you and i, and be victorious. we're tough as shooooot.
hahahah because CLEARLY if i pissed him off, it would be only proper for the two of us to then kick his ass
D: hahaha clearly. dur.