Thursday, March 6, 2008


The Montastic Guide to Knowing what His Intentions are Based on When he Calls.
otherwise known as The MGTKWHIABOWHC. duh.

scenario: a guy gets your number.

option 1:
He calls the same day/night.
booty call. unless of course you had already agreed that he would call you later that day to meet up again. well, actually, it's still for booty.

option 2:
He calls the next day.
explanation: man i really wanna booty call this chick but i dont wanna seem like it's a booty call so i'll call her tomorrow and she'll be none the wiser. mwa ha ha ha ha.

option 3:
He calls 2-4 days later.
explanation: he MAY actually be interested but, more than likely, he's just playing that stupid "wait-3-days-to-call" game so that you think he's a gentlman. in reality, booty call.

option 4:
He calls a week a more later.
explanation: he forgot who you were and decided to call and figure out when drunk because hey, maybe you're hot and down for some fun times tonight. OR he remembered who you were but had to get really desperate before actually calling you again because frankly, he's just not that into it. either way.... insulting booty call.

option 5:
He never calls.
He likes boys.

(exceptions to the above are few and far between. 1 in 4.5 million. and that's a scientific fact.)

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1 comment:

Chasé said...

Hahaha Yes! I love acronyms. So true. Glad to see you doing your journalistic duty and getting the facts straight to present to the public.