Thursday, March 26, 2009

chase diagnoses my stomach pain

Chase: are you still sick?
me: ya my stomach is fucked up
Chase: bummer
me: ya fo realz
Chase: have you had peanut butter lately?
me: nope
Chase: hmmmm have you pooped lately? Im going to diagnose you. is it a sharp pain
me: ya
Chase: or more like grumbling? sharp? and particular side?
me: sharp grumbling right under my ribs
Chase: have a punctured lung
me: oh fuck! that sounds serious

Dr Chase in da house!

Please note: NEVER trust Dr. Chase.

1 comment:

Chasé said...

Always trust Dr. Chase