Chase: are you still sick?
me: ya my stomach is fucked up
me: ya fo realz
Chase: have you had peanut butter lately?
Chase: hmmmm have you pooped lately? Im going to diagnose you. is it a sharp pain
Chase: or more like grumbling? sharp? and particular side?
me: sharp grumbling high...like right under my ribs
Chase: ok...you have a punctured lung
me: oh fuck! that sounds serious
Dr Chase in da house!
Please note: NEVER trust Dr. Chase.