attention all Matts!

this just in! all Matt's are hott!
i thought this was just me who felt this way, but after much HIGHLY scientific research, it's true! i've dated a matt. so has my good friend. and another good friend.
and the verdict: all hot. i have 8 matts in my cell phone...all hot.
huge highschool crush matt .... hot.
hott sleezoid matt cheeseburger who i haven't met but chase says i can....hot.
matt with big nose from 5th grade....hot.
still, i never really put much thought into this seeing as how i assumed i was bias because of my good matt experiences.
well i went snowboarding last weekend..and on the drive up (long BEFORE i hit a tree branch with my face), me and a lady from work were talking guys. and she started talking matts. and, before i even offered it up, she mentioned how all matts are hot.
so, that pretty much settles it...

ALL MATTS ARE HOT.

the Montastic has spoken.