"Don't look at your diminutive willy as worth worrying about!"
And the subsequent conversation with Chase about it:
Montastic: oh man. spam subject line: Don't look upon your diminutive willy as worth worrying about!
Montastic: hahaha ahhhh....i wish i started reading this before
Chase: i like the vocab and alliteration
i wonder who gets paid to come up with this stuff.
Montastic: i hate diminutive willies
and cat dicks, frankly
Chase: hahahaha too damn funny