It was brought to my attention this morning that if you are possibly congested and/or suffer from regular congestion, not only may you end up leading a more unhappy life...but a possible solution lies right in the palm of your hand. The one-man fun-band. GET IT BOY! Apparently the way your body reacts to, um, the act of, um, emission is by stimulating certain receptors that help naturally clear your congestion. So, GET IT BOY!
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