Dear gentlemen of the blog-reading world,
It was brought to my attention this morning that if you are possibly congested and/or suffer from regular congestion, not only may you end up leading a more unhappy life...but a possible solution lies right in the palm of your hand. The one-man fun-band. GET IT BOY!
Apparently the way your body reacts to, um, the act of, um, emission is by stimulating certain receptors that help naturally clear your congestion. So, GET IT BOY!
This public service announcement brought to you by Montastic.
1 comment:
Yeah, but that only works momentarily. It's just like getting a massge, you'll notice that occasionally your congestion clears—that's because working the muscles and draining the glands will trigger clearances elsewhere. Much like masturbation, which I've heard is a blast!
However, my suggestion is to get a girlfriend who doesn't mind that you honk your grill every 10 minutes. And by honk I mean blow. And by grill I mean nose. Dirty girl.
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