Wow. I often stumble across silly news stories. And I haven't definitely posted some strange ones on here. But this article is absolutely ridiculous. Found in the Fresno Bee, it's no surprise that Freso, California would host a lovely article that starts with this:
"A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed spices over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house..."
Hahaha oh and it gets better. They couldn't find the assault weapon because, as you may have so-obviously guessed, the dog ate it.
Wow.
Happy Montastic Monday.
1 comment:
Hahaha totally sent this to everyone at work. Brilliant crime!
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