Friday, February 8, 2008


based on your lovely star-sign, learn about what type of drinker you are.
mine is rather spot on, in fact.

Gemini’s can drink without changing their behavior much -- they're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusions, then doing something to belie an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Gemini’s possess the magic ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several people at once. They like to order different cocktails every round -- repetition is boring -- and may create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for their own amusement.

drink w/o changing - check.
flirt successfully - check.
mix it up - check.
puke on shoe - not check.


The Artistic Mercenary™ said...

First of all, I can always tell when you're tipsy.

Second, the only part of my alcohoroscope that was accurate was this nugget of wisdom: "Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating themselves on VIP lists"

Though, of course, "insinuating" is a completely improper word choice in that sentence. Leading me to believe the whole site was propagated by an acne-riddled high school dropout.

Chasé said...

hahaha love it. Spot on. Last night I had a whiskey and coke, a glass of pino gris, a temple of the five (delish) and a mirror pond. And please, mon we all know you can't walk drunk without rolling an ankle. I feel the need to apologize for that night...again.