Thursday, February 14, 2008

trifecta of girl crushes

dear fat little cupid child,
thank you for bringing chase, perry, and borq into my life. and thanks for the perfectly natural and normal crushes i have on all the whole lot of 'em!
this one goes out to all my babymamas!. and by "all" i mean just "the following three."
so, um.. this one goes out to the following 3 babymamas.
and by "babymamas" i mean "female friends without babies that i have."
so, um.. this one goes out to the following three females friends without babies that i have.

1. Chaseypoo AKA Occhi Pazzi
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there once was a tranny named Chase
who left hair all over the place
she smiled in her sleep
i watched like a creep
then got a tattoo of her face

2. Robyn AKA the Borq-inator
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there once was midget named Robyn
who rhymed her name with Robyn
she wants me i know it
even though she wont show it
robyn robyn robyn robyn robyn.

3. Diana AKA Perrypants
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there once was a lezzer named perry
whose tiny head i found quite scary
she'd crack 'em off with great ease
thank god for febreze
if i swung that way, we would marry.

2 comments:

Chasé said...

Hahaha Yes. That is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said/written to me. I love you lover! So If you swung that way you'd marry Perry but sleep with me right?

Montastic said...

well naturally. i'd want to have a wife AND a lover.
duh sillyface!