dear fat little cupid child,
thank you for bringing chase, perry, and borq into my life. and thanks for the perfectly natural and normal crushes i have on all the whole lot of 'em!
this one goes out to all my babymamas!. and by "all" i mean just "the following three."
so, um.. this one goes out to the following 3 babymamas.
and by "babymamas" i mean "female friends without babies that i have."
so, um.. this one goes out to the following three females friends without babies that i have.
1. Chaseypoo AKA Occhi Pazzi
there once was a tranny named Chase
who left hair all over the place
she smiled in her sleep
i watched like a creep
then got a tattoo of her face
2. Robyn AKA the Borq-inator
there once was midget named Robyn
who rhymed her name with Robyn
she wants me i know it
even though she wont show it
robyn robyn robyn robyn robyn.
3. Diana AKA Perrypants
there once was a lezzer named perry
whose tiny head i found quite scary
she'd crack 'em off with great ease
thank god for febreze
if i swung that way, we would marry.