Please fill out and return promptly, as there is only one day each year to celebrate the fact that you may or may not be mine. And that day... that day my friends... that day is today.
Name: Nickname: Age: Fav cheese: Missing limbs or fingers?: Fav bad word: Albino?: Little person?: Can you give a solid high-give?: Snort when you laugh?: Asshole? (if yes, please go away): Female? (if yes, need not apply): Piercings or tats: Black Coffee?: A phrase to describe yourself: A phrase to describe me: Why you rock: If you made a candy-heart what would it say?*: