Monday, June 9, 2008

bachelorette food

ok i have 2 new guilty pleasures, besides cuddling, of course.

1. target brand honey with reduced-fat target brand woven wheats. it's like an orgasm in your mouth.

2. bananas and reduced-fat target brand peanut butter. SO MOFUGGIN SCRUMPTIOUS. holy smokes.

Please note: I did NOT include a picture of the banana and peanut butter because i found it to be phallic and fecal. So, as a result, I threw down a Montastic veto on that idea.

Please also note that most bachelorettes wear red-framed rectangle-shaped glasses...and make stupid faces.


The Artistic Mercenary™ said...

When did Target hire you to do blog-of-mouth?

Montastic said...

just trying to keep all the details straight, so my avid readers can try the exact same culinary blends as i do.