ok i have 2 new guilty pleasures, besides cuddling, of course.
1. target brand honey with reduced-fat target brand woven wheats. it's like an orgasm in your mouth.
2. bananas and reduced-fat target brand peanut butter. SO MOFUGGIN SCRUMPTIOUS. holy smokes.
Please note: I did NOT include a picture of the banana and peanut butter because i found it to be phallic and fecal. So, as a result, I threw down a Montastic veto on that idea.
Please also note that most bachelorettes wear red-framed rectangle-shaped glasses...and make stupid faces.