1. target brand honey with reduced-fat target brand woven wheats. it's like an orgasm in your mouth.
2. bananas and reduced-fat target brand peanut butter. SO MOFUGGIN SCRUMPTIOUS. holy smokes.
Please note: I did NOT include a picture of the banana and peanut butter because i found it to be phallic and fecal. So, as a result, I threw down a Montastic veto on that idea.
Please also note that most bachelorettes wear red-framed rectangle-shaped glasses...and make stupid faces.
2 comments:
When did Target hire you to do blog-of-mouth?
just trying to keep all the details straight, so my avid readers can try the exact same culinary blends as i do.
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