one straight-ass banana

As i prepared to indulge in my mid-morning treat (a banana, per the usual) i found myself in utter shock. this was quite possibly the straightest banana Montastic has ever purchased at Super Target.

Just to be certain that my eyes were not deceiving me, i held a Sharpie up against the straight banana, to compare linear models.

And behold!!



don't act like you're not impressed.

the moral of the story: bananas and sharpies can work as one!